Well I finally got them here on Real Couples after inviting them several times over the past year. Then it came out as to why they delayed it so long. You could tell Ian loved eating her pussy because he skipped the obligatory blowjob and went for the main course of sticking his rigid tool straight into her sopping wet pussy.

This young exhibitionist gets on a train and then flashes everyone on the train. The dirty British slut came out without any knickers on. She said ” I love strangers looking up my skirt, so why not try and shock them sometimes. We often pre plan with forum members”

Heres the first hot movie of Krissy and Ian a very horny interacial couple from the UK. After much persuading Krissy agreed to do her first porno movie and the results are great. Krissy is a little shy at first but soon gets into the swing of things and has Ians fat cock in her mouth sucking away like a complete pro. Ian cant take no more and licks her pussy a little before fucking away at her tight juicy pussy before shooting his load all over her body.

This regular swinging housewife, loves to suck and fuck strangers, either inside or out. She says “Since joining the British Doggers Forum I have fucked and sucked my way through most of the men on there” Watch her suck and fuck this complete stranger outside now!

Meet filthy fuck slut Tracey and her boyfriend Tony, this was their very first porn shoot for filthy Britain and it was great ! Genuine couple Tony and Tracey let us into their bedroom and film what really goes on when then the doors are closed. Tracey gets to show of her blowjob skills before having her shaven pussy eaten out, Tony then fucks his missus real good before blowing his load all over her.

You can’t say I don’t spoil you! It’s as good as getting invited to the Ambassasdor’s party . I’m having to work my way through babe after babelicious babe at the moment. Yes, the lamps are burning late these days at Jim Slip Headquarters. Anyway, Portia arrived in a very flash looking car and got changed into some high boots and white stockings, which I thought looked very nice indeed. She then did some good dildo action and invented a new parlour game, “Is it a dick or is it a dildo?” which was great fun. An absolutely fabulous fuck!

Well as part of my new policy of getting off my butt and going outside, I have for the first time, tried out my £500 challenge. Basically the idea is to approach a female in public and offer her £500 in cash to perform with me in a scene. Naturally, I was expecting to be punched in the face, but using my skills of discretion and charm, I manage to entice the georgeous student, Louise, back to my lair. Well, what a surprise, she was wonderful, I noticed her heart rate was at least 200bpm at the beginning, so she was nervous, which is natural. But, what a scene and she threw in a bum-fun session for the hell of it. In this I dressed her in leg-warmers and bikini, in the style of the 1980’s and even produced a 1980’s vibrator for her to use. I’d bought it at a car-boot sale, with a sign on it saying, “One careful elderly lady owner, recently deceased”. Anyway with a brisk scrubbing in Domestos and a new set of batteries, it was raring to go, in fact it was so powerful it popped out of my hand and started to bounce across the floor unaided. Now, that’s what I call quality!

A few weeks ago I was very excited to receive a brochure from an Escort agency, that specialises in girls dressed up in different outfits or themes. So, they had a “Red Riding Hood” a “Little Bo Beep” and some other more strange themes like, “Sexy Dalek” and “Freshly Dug-Up Corpse”. Anyway, I got in touch and needless to say none of the girls I wanted were around for various reasons, except for one girl on page 6 of the brochure, who happened to be, guess what? “Common Prostitute”. I tried to explain to the lady taking the bookings, “My good woman, “Common Prostitute” hardly constitutes a “Theme” it is merely a statement of fact, I can find such a lady of the night on any street corner, pray tell, what distinguishes your, “Common Prostitute” from all the others? “Well”, she answered, “You wont find anyone as common as “Desiree La Douche”, the commonest prostitute in all of London Town, she’s just banged 15 dirty old dossers under Waterloo Bridge for 2 packs of Woodbines and a box of 100 out of date bags of Pork Scratchings that had been washed up on the shore, now, that’s what I call Common!” “She sounds like my kinda gal, dispatch her to my abode forthwith!” I answered. Sure enough Desiree was as common as they come and a great shag, although I have to admit that I sprayed my dick with “Cillit Bang” on more than one occasion, as a precaution, you understand.

Well finally Liz got Renee primed and ready for cock, so I got stuck in. There’s nothing better than a threesome with two rampant girls, especially when one of them is as innocent as Rene. Liz and I ravaged her senseless, I for one was keen to ensure that I got the most from my precious £500. As for Rene, she seemed to have a good time, I suppose anything’s better than scrubbing floors and fighting off randy vicars!

Take 4 mature ladies of all shapes and sizes… put them together in a room and what do get?… an orgy! Some serious pussy eating goes on here and just wait until the guys get involved in the next parts!

Well I must admit seeing, “The Munch Bunch” (Lara & Isabel) in action turned me on and I couldn’t wait to hand the camera to Lara and get my cock jammed into the lovely Isabel. The various veg had opened up her holes and it was really easy to squeeze my dick in. Her pussy and arse tasted of fresh cucumber with just a hint of courgette! Anyway we had a fuck-fest including DP with a vibrator and she actually came 3 times, which was amazing feeling her body grip my dick and then judder………….that was horny!

There has been much comment on the number of Poles coming to the UK to work, well with BABES like Nicole coming over in droves, I say ship all our scumbags over there, rename Britain as “New Poland” and offer all Polish babes between the ages of 18 and 35 £1000 each to come and re-settle in London, preferably next to me! I mean, just feast your eyes on the lovely Nicole, it was like wrestling with a wriggly octopus in a red dress. The thing is, these girls just like men, all men, big, small, fat, thin. Suggest girl-girl fun and they just scoff, “Why do I want to prod other girl when there is man with stiff dick for the fucking?” Well what can you say to that, except “Why indeed?” BY THE WAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!

The Road Trip took a bit of a left turn. I was heavily duped by the lads into going to the off licence to load up with beers for the evenings entertainment in Bristol. However as I returned to the van I was press ganged by the Big show and the others, as they gaffe taped my hands, legs and mouth up, threw me on the floor between the seats and drove off with speed. Of course all the fucking was back to London they kept beating and kicking me, more than I deserve… As I was dumped on the couch back home, the gaffe tape was peeled from my eyes to reveal the birthday present that my girlfriend Rebekah Jordan had left me. Two horny sluts wrapped in red bows and ribbons, there could be no finer present to give a man on his birthday. Donna Marie and Laura, set abut me and gave me a double birthday blowjob guzzling down all my cum. Happy with my empty balls I was taken to the bathroom where Laura and Donna pissed in my mouth then over Dirty Dogs cock. Red rag to a bull. Old D.D took the girls threw then on the couch, me and Willy G, fucked the girls pussies arses and mouths till they submitted and drank the whole crews jizz. All the crew with empty balls; another Road Trip successfully completed…

Here is the fabulous Victoria Brown, sex maniac and bum-fun queen! Starting with a touch of fisting and bum-hole stretching to get me in the mood! She then moved on to smoking one her Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes from her pussy. She said this was in place of giving up smoking! I’d love to see her having a fag after a good meal in a restaurant! What with all this and a pair of GIANT JUGGS I was in Heaven.

The London Trip. This is the big one, the time when I feel the UK Road Trips really came together. Luckily I had Bob the Knob back; they finally found a drug that allowed him to be out in public for more than five minutes without getting his cock out. He lasted at least 6 minutes. The girl of my dreams joined me on this Road Trip, and although living with Rebekah Jordan, I knew my heart had been stolen by this woman, Sonia arrived, she is half Egyptian, and takes you to the banks of the Nile with one look into her eyes. We picked her up from the Station and no sooner was she in the wagon when her clothes were off and this stunningly beautiful dusky lady was writhing over my ever stiffening cock. Oh my God I knew this was gonna be a movie. We set off that evening in search of the perfect night out, we picked up the ever rampant Jo Marshall from good old Tooting, and set off for the Kings Road Chelsea, Sonia and Jo were the perfect combination of ladies to take out to London. We hit Hammersmith Palais one of the greatest clubs in the world, we pulled up outside as the crowds were waiting to get in, we ran past security and the girls went straight to party mode, what ensued I can only thank my lucky stars, we were whisked up to the V.I.P suite where we gave the 50 men strong security team a live two girl then me n bob entered the equation and the girls. What a night in London.

I decided to keep Becky lee over night with me cos that’s the kind of guy I am. Next day the fun began, D.D turned up with the one and only Wendy Taylor, so off we all went to Biggin Hill, the back of the wagon was a mish mash of blow jobs and pussy licking and fingering, why am I always driving? We stopped at a lovely pub for lunch where the landlord recognised us and offered his services, he took us to a fantastic area where we were able to have a beautiful 6 way gangbang in the great British countryside, I think most depraved acts were performed, but for me the best bit of the day was watching the lustful landlord piggy backing Louise across country with a hard on. Bless him. After that we picked up Tracey Williams with Louise still on board, Kris D.D. Wilster and myself shot to Leeds castle where we looked like some mischief was about to happen when little Becky Jordan rang me up and said she was at her uncles house just off the M-20. DING DONG went the door bell and fuck me what a heavenly sight opened the door, Becky Jordan in her tartan outfit. I saw the boys ready for some UK porn action, so for a laugh me n Wislter sent them to get the lunch, whilst we perved over Louise Becky j and Tracey William go three way d/p dildo lesbo action. by the time the pricks had returned with the food they had missed the party, good old greedy Super Marino…

Bon arse fucking jour! As the French would say. This is Le grand one! Me, Bob and the crazy gang drive 3000 miles in ten days, only stopping to drink some piss and wash their cocks. It’s six a.m. Alicia Rhodes, Angie George and Annebel Moon are sleeping in the wagon, not for long as they boys are eager to see what is under their clothes; rudely awoken by the lights and cameras rolling the girls get in to action. Angie’s massive breast are centre of attention as the three ladies kiss and touch each other whilst giving the boys a show of flesh. They suck each others tits and strip their clothes off as quickly as possible. They say the early bird catches the worm, but this time it’s the other way round. My wonder worm is up and standing to attention, and these three hungry chicklets are rapidly pecking at my cock. Three women sucking my cock and balls and riding me. Lucky me always in the right place at the right time. Not to be selfish I spray my juice over all three women. Smiling to myself that the French Road Trip has began. We are sailing. We are sailing, across the English Channel, in neutral waters I get a naughty look from the voluptuous Annebel Moon, and wink to the crew and we slip up on deck. Nothing like a gusty gail blowing over the top deck. Annebel is such a saucy French minx. She drops to her knees and gets my hard cock out of my trousers and licks and sucks me. The greedy little French maid serves her man well. With a couple of on lookers watching and laughing. I take Annebel’s jeans down and bends her over and fuck her from behind. As the weather gets worse I finish up in Annebel’s mouth…

The crazy gang have hit France. Now the marathon journey to the villa. It is paradise, one of the most beautiful views in the world from the veranda, but not as stunning as Angie George and Annebel stripped naked and getting fucked every which way they could get fucked. Nighttime falls and the gang party once more in St Tropez, poor me the budgets gone out the window, but that’s what a stiff cock can do to a man when he’s holding the purse strings. Five sun kissed babes, a swimming pool and St Tropez bay as the backdrop, is the perfect setting for this five way lesbo orgy in the sun, With every sex toy available and to habd these filthy whores do all kinds of nasty sex acts to each other, as the boys look on with cocks primed and ready. Finally the green light as the ladies cry for cock, D.D., Mark and I, fill themselves full of tits arse and cunt. Licking girls pussies with girls riding them sitting on their faces, two girls sucking at our cocks this is a must see orgy. One of the most fun scenes to comeout of a U.K production team. Anal’s D/P’s arse to mouth, you name it had it. Not an unhappy girl in the house…

I thought I’d go and visit Robyn, last week. She’s the Madam who together with her thuggish boyfriend, dragged the hapless Lara off for an evening of sleaze and prostitution in the streets of King’s Cross a few weeks ago. Anyway, being a “Successful” madam I was expecting her to have a lavish office, but in fact I found her standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, “Massive Hooker Sale Here”. Well you’ve got to take your hat off to her for marketing. Apparently her “Office” had been recently fire-bombed. Oh how we laughed, as she reminisced about the night with Lara. How “Stumpy” the one legged nut-case had “Fallen for her” and how “Ali” had kindly left a box of Bombay Mix as a gift for Lara.

Miracles do Happen, the delicious Louise Muirhead was crashing at my place for a while, after Road Trip 2 I moved little Rebekah Jordan in with me, so I was having a great life as man about the house with two 18yr old bisexual blonde babes. So the thought of going out the house at all was hard enough, Road Trip or not. We were hit with illness and more bad luck as poor old Bob was very sick and was not allowed out of the institution he is an out patient at. Desperation overtook me and the madness of Kris Knight was upon us. True to his word Kris and his gnarly old piece of wood that he calls a cock, never did it go down; he is a true stud amongst studs. As soon as he saw Louise answering the door from the bath his cock was up and the UK porn road trip was on, start filming he screamed as he introduced himself to Louise by shoving his massive cock into her tight mouth. Next morning we picked oh my god what a fucking unbelievably sexy girl, Rebecca Lee, right from the start me n Kris could not wait to get it on with Becky Lee. However like the gentlemen we are we let Louise and her get acquainted on the road to Tonbridge, we parked in the train station, and the sex got too much for me and had to be sucked off by Louise and Becky. We hired some punts and set off down the river, what a load of bollocks that was, I was so fucked after cumming my load into Rebecca’s mouth I did not have the energy to row the fucker, so we chopped that in and got one with an engine. Off down the river Kris at the helm with Louise on his cock, but of course the British weather opened upon us, as the hailstones came down the two girls screamed for cover, we parked under a bridge waiting for the rain to subside…

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