Summer in Essex, you can forget the Rio carnival because if you really need to get laid Essex girls are amongst the finest in the world. This Road Trip I bloody missed the early fun. Rebekah arrived a little pissed but brought the blonde bombshell Mellissa Walker to play, Yes they played alright so I am told because I was left in bed as punishment for not picking them up, they played with each other they had four love eggs up their pussies and tight arseholes, double dildo passion, shit I missed some good UK porn. I would not have been right for Old Super Marino to let Rebekah go unpunished for this act of treason against me. Being woken the loving kind of way with a freezing cold glass of water by Becky was the last straw, I grabbed Mellissa my cock was hard enough to drill through concrete, anytime Mellissa wants to empty my wallet for cash for services she can, it’s like her pussy wraps around your cock gently kissing up and down with every stroke. Becky came out to the yard to join us, yeah that’s right the back yard, same place my dog fucked a big rotty bitch, if it’s good enough for him it’s good enough for a filthy bastard like me. What an accommodating girl Becky was, pulling Melissa’s bum cheeks apart for me to slip my cock up her arse.The two girls then took turns to double team me, Wow I felt like a cheap whore, At last…

Well folks I’ve got a real treat for you, Ladies and Gents may I present the Porn Star… Chelsea Sinclair. She was one of Vivid’s top girls a few years ago and she arrived to check me out. Well this is a girl used to shagging body builders in spandex, wearing bandanas and shades and hung like rhinos. What was she going to make of little ‘ol me?? Well she was lovely and behaved like a human being and not a PORNSTAR, which as you all know in my experience are CRAP at shagging. Anyway she did a wonderful scene and threw in a tad of anal just for good measure. Sadly however, due to being tied to the “Pornstar Code Of Conduct” Clause 4, Paragraph 16, she declined to snog… but all the same I creampied her instead!

Well here’s a little cutie, in the true English tradition and she certainly brushed up well dressed in stockings and heels. In fact she was so cute I even changed her outfit half way through so I could get, “Double Value”. She begged me to dress up as a furry animal, but I said, “Harmony, talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening! I will not dress as a furry animal, just to pander to your depraved lust for furry animal sex!” Anyway this seemed to calm her down and she settled for sex with a guy in a dinner suit.