Well I finally got them here on Real Couples after inviting them several times over the past year. Then it came out as to why they delayed it so long. You could tell Ian loved eating her pussy because he skipped the obligatory blowjob and went for the main course of sticking his rigid tool straight into her sopping wet pussy.

This young exhibitionist gets on a train and then flashes everyone on the train. The dirty British slut came out without any knickers on. She said ” I love strangers looking up my skirt, so why not try and shock them sometimes. We often pre plan with forum members”

The Great British Housewife loves licking her neighbours cunt while their men are hard at work. If they are not trying to fuck the milkman then they have their tongues right up each others cunt’s. These two neighbours are the type of wives that every time their fellas are out. Their legs are open.

Meet filthy fuck slut Tracey and her boyfriend Tony, this was their very first porn shoot for filthy Britain and it was great ! Genuine couple Tony and Tracey let us into their bedroom and film what really goes on when then the doors are closed. Tracey gets to show of her blowjob skills before having her shaven pussy eaten out, Tony then fucks his missus real good before blowing his load all over her.

You can’t say I don’t spoil you! It’s as good as getting invited to the Ambassasdor’s party . I’m having to work my way through babe after babelicious babe at the moment. Yes, the lamps are burning late these days at Jim Slip Headquarters. Anyway, Portia arrived in a very flash looking car and got changed into some high boots and white stockings, which I thought looked very nice indeed. She then did some good dildo action and invented a new parlour game, “Is it a dick or is it a dildo?” which was great fun. An absolutely fabulous fuck!

Well as part of my new policy of getting off my butt and going outside, I have for the first time, tried out my £500 challenge. Basically the idea is to approach a female in public and offer her £500 in cash to perform with me in a scene. Naturally, I was expecting to be punched in the face, but using my skills of discretion and charm, I manage to entice the georgeous student, Louise, back to my lair. Well, what a surprise, she was wonderful, I noticed her heart rate was at least 200bpm at the beginning, so she was nervous, which is natural. But, what a scene and she threw in a bum-fun session for the hell of it. In this I dressed her in leg-warmers and bikini, in the style of the 1980’s and even produced a 1980’s vibrator for her to use. I’d bought it at a car-boot sale, with a sign on it saying, “One careful elderly lady owner, recently deceased”. Anyway with a brisk scrubbing in Domestos and a new set of batteries, it was raring to go, in fact it was so powerful it popped out of my hand and started to bounce across the floor unaided. Now, that’s what I call quality!

There has been much comment on the number of Poles coming to the UK to work, well with BABES like Nicole coming over in droves, I say ship all our scumbags over there, rename Britain as “New Poland” and offer all Polish babes between the ages of 18 and 35 £1000 each to come and re-settle in London, preferably next to me! I mean, just feast your eyes on the lovely Nicole, it was like wrestling with a wriggly octopus in a red dress. The thing is, these girls just like men, all men, big, small, fat, thin. Suggest girl-girl fun and they just scoff, “Why do I want to prod other girl when there is man with stiff dick for the fucking?” Well what can you say to that, except “Why indeed?” BY THE WAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!

The Road Trip took a bit of a left turn. I was heavily duped by the lads into going to the off licence to load up with beers for the evenings entertainment in Bristol. However as I returned to the van I was press ganged by the Big show and the others, as they gaffe taped my hands, legs and mouth up, threw me on the floor between the seats and drove off with speed. Of course all the fucking was back to London they kept beating and kicking me, more than I deserve… As I was dumped on the couch back home, the gaffe tape was peeled from my eyes to reveal the birthday present that my girlfriend Rebekah Jordan had left me. Two horny sluts wrapped in red bows and ribbons, there could be no finer present to give a man on his birthday. Donna Marie and Laura, set abut me and gave me a double birthday blowjob guzzling down all my cum. Happy with my empty balls I was taken to the bathroom where Laura and Donna pissed in my mouth then over Dirty Dogs cock. Red rag to a bull. Old D.D took the girls threw then on the couch, me and Willy G, fucked the girls pussies arses and mouths till they submitted and drank the whole crews jizz. All the crew with empty balls; another Road Trip successfully completed…

Here is the fabulous Victoria Brown, sex maniac and bum-fun queen! Starting with a touch of fisting and bum-hole stretching to get me in the mood! She then moved on to smoking one her Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes from her pussy. She said this was in place of giving up smoking! I’d love to see her having a fag after a good meal in a restaurant! What with all this and a pair of GIANT JUGGS I was in Heaven.

The London Trip. This is the big one, the time when I feel the UK Road Trips really came together. Luckily I had Bob the Knob back; they finally found a drug that allowed him to be out in public for more than five minutes without getting his cock out. He lasted at least 6 minutes. The girl of my dreams joined me on this Road Trip, and although living with Rebekah Jordan, I knew my heart had been stolen by this woman, Sonia arrived, she is half Egyptian, and takes you to the banks of the Nile with one look into her eyes. We picked her up from the Station and no sooner was she in the wagon when her clothes were off and this stunningly beautiful dusky lady was writhing over my ever stiffening cock. Oh my God I knew this was gonna be a movie. We set off that evening in search of the perfect night out, we picked up the ever rampant Jo Marshall from good old Tooting, and set off for the Kings Road Chelsea, Sonia and Jo were the perfect combination of ladies to take out to London. We hit Hammersmith Palais one of the greatest clubs in the world, we pulled up outside as the crowds were waiting to get in, we ran past security and the girls went straight to party mode, what ensued I can only thank my lucky stars, we were whisked up to the V.I.P suite where we gave the 50 men strong security team a live two girl then me n bob entered the equation and the girls. What a night in London.

Well folks I’ve got a real treat for you, Ladies and Gents may I present the Porn Star… Chelsea Sinclair. She was one of Vivid’s top girls a few years ago and she arrived to check me out. Well this is a girl used to shagging body builders in spandex, wearing bandanas and shades and hung like rhinos. What was she going to make of little ‘ol me?? Well she was lovely and behaved like a human being and not a PORNSTAR, which as you all know in my experience are CRAP at shagging. Anyway she did a wonderful scene and threw in a tad of anal just for good measure. Sadly however, due to being tied to the “Pornstar Code Of Conduct” Clause 4, Paragraph 16, she declined to snog… but all the same I creampied her instead!

For this party, bring a huge beach towel and a friggin wet suit! Leave the cocktails behind though… the only drinks Sandie and Shaz are going to be served don’t come from bottles but cocks! No sunshine at this party, but it doesn’t matter… there’s so much piss and cum flying it needed an inflatable boat to keep everything contained!!! You’ll be amazed when you see Sandie open up her mouth and take two piss streams at the same time without flinching. Meanwhile, guys are jerking off right behind her, ready to splooge all over her forehead. Shaz turns really wild quickly, shrieking and acting like a wild bird all around. Both girls see a lot of action in this one and it’s hot and extremely slippery. Good thing the ladies stay on their knees for the most part!

I decided to keep Becky lee over night with me cos that’s the kind of guy I am. Next day the fun began, D.D turned up with the one and only Wendy Taylor, so off we all went to Biggin Hill, the back of the wagon was a mish mash of blow jobs and pussy licking and fingering, why am I always driving? We stopped at a lovely pub for lunch where the landlord recognised us and offered his services, he took us to a fantastic area where we were able to have a beautiful 6 way gangbang in the great British countryside, I think most depraved acts were performed, but for me the best bit of the day was watching the lustful landlord piggy backing Louise across country with a hard on. Bless him. After that we picked up Tracey Williams with Louise still on board, Kris D.D. Wilster and myself shot to Leeds castle where we looked like some mischief was about to happen when little Becky Jordan rang me up and said she was at her uncles house just off the M-20. DING DONG went the door bell and fuck me what a heavenly sight opened the door, Becky Jordan in her tartan outfit. I saw the boys ready for some UK porn action, so for a laugh me n Wislter sent them to get the lunch, whilst we perved over Louise Becky j and Tracey William go three way d/p dildo lesbo action. by the time the pricks had returned with the food they had missed the party, good old greedy Super Marino…

I thought I’d go and visit Robyn, last week. She’s the Madam who together with her thuggish boyfriend, dragged the hapless Lara off for an evening of sleaze and prostitution in the streets of King’s Cross a few weeks ago. Anyway, being a “Successful” madam I was expecting her to have a lavish office, but in fact I found her standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, “Massive Hooker Sale Here”. Well you’ve got to take your hat off to her for marketing. Apparently her “Office” had been recently fire-bombed. Oh how we laughed, as she reminisced about the night with Lara. How “Stumpy” the one legged nut-case had “Fallen for her” and how “Ali” had kindly left a box of Bombay Mix as a gift for Lara.

Well here’s a little cutie, in the true English tradition and she certainly brushed up well dressed in stockings and heels. In fact she was so cute I even changed her outfit half way through so I could get, “Double Value”. She begged me to dress up as a furry animal, but I said, “Harmony, talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening! I will not dress as a furry animal, just to pander to your depraved lust for furry animal sex!” Anyway this seemed to calm her down and she settled for sex with a guy in a dinner suit.

Miracles do Happen, the delicious Louise Muirhead was crashing at my place for a while, after Road Trip 2 I moved little Rebekah Jordan in with me, so I was having a great life as man about the house with two 18yr old bisexual blonde babes. So the thought of going out the house at all was hard enough, Road Trip or not. We were hit with illness and more bad luck as poor old Bob was very sick and was not allowed out of the institution he is an out patient at. Desperation overtook me and the madness of Kris Knight was upon us. True to his word Kris and his gnarly old piece of wood that he calls a cock, never did it go down; he is a true stud amongst studs. As soon as he saw Louise answering the door from the bath his cock was up and the UK porn road trip was on, start filming he screamed as he introduced himself to Louise by shoving his massive cock into her tight mouth. Next morning we picked oh my god what a fucking unbelievably sexy girl, Rebecca Lee, right from the start me n Kris could not wait to get it on with Becky Lee. However like the gentlemen we are we let Louise and her get acquainted on the road to Tonbridge, we parked in the train station, and the sex got too much for me and had to be sucked off by Louise and Becky. We hired some punts and set off down the river, what a load of bollocks that was, I was so fucked after cumming my load into Rebecca’s mouth I did not have the energy to row the fucker, so we chopped that in and got one with an engine. Off down the river Kris at the helm with Louise on his cock, but of course the British weather opened upon us, as the hailstones came down the two girls screamed for cover, we parked under a bridge waiting for the rain to subside…

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